Zoca Pizza

台北市臨江街149號

02 2707 2212

Having, after much debate, opted not to kill and eat the most redundant member of their hiking party¹, three weary travelers appeared on the doorstep of Zoca Pizza seeking pizza-y refuge. Little did they know what treasures awaited them!²

 Lo! An eggplanty sausagey feast--!

Gods! Could it be? Olives AND anchovies?!?

The highlight of Duncan's day was the table's slow, collective realissszzzation that the two Brits were eating pizza with a knife and fork, while the sole Americat was eating hers with her hands. Such a beautiful cross-cultural moment justified his extended sojourn in Taiwan. 

Hey, isn't that the pizza that got a-salted on the MRT?

AWKWARDNESS: ✦✧✧

Foreigner run, and extremely foreigner friendly.
SNUGGLINESS: ✦✦✧
I dunno if it's the acoustics or what but man it does get a bit loud in there sometimes.

DISRUPTIVITY: ✦✦✦

Where else in Taipei can you get real Italian pizza made by real presumably-Italian people???

PRETEN$$$ION: ✦✦✦

Yeah I mean if you're gonna eat a whole pizza like that it will cost you a few simoleons...

THE fLaVO(u)Rz: ✦✦✦

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

1. Duncan maintains that we only really need one YouTube celebrity, and that YouTube subscriber count is not a valid metric of a person's value to society.³

2. Avalon saved an elderly man from drowning, and was rewarded with a sixteenth century Japanese toothpick dispenser, rumo(u)red to be possessed by the spirit of an eighteen-year-old Richard Nixon. Chris's future self handed his former self an enchanted vanity mirror, which reveals what the beholder would look like if they were wearing a fedora. Duncan cheated in a carnival game, winning a puzzle box that, once solved, transports the bearer to a parallel universe in which everyone suspects that everyone else knows they're super high. Also: pizza. 

3. Said by the man who will be presented with a "Participation Award" by Saint Peter at the Pearly gates.