Friday, 8 April 2016

KGB Kiwi Gourmet Burgers

台北市大安區師大路114巷5號
02 2363 6015

Having once again staunchly rejected Duncan's Modest Proposal to eat at a local kindergarten, Avalon and her funny-talking Sasquatch butler were forced to dine on less communicative sentients (walnuts and chickens, respectively) at Kiwi Gourmet Burgers.

  
Is he body popping? WTF is going on here?

American Gothic.

One of us pronounces this word in a funny way.1


The eternal dilemma: protect my vital organs, or get an even tan?


AWKWARDNESS: 
Notwithstanding the presence of Duncan, the background levels of awkwardness were actually very low.  
SNUGGLINESS: ✦✦
"Well, the patio area is delightful with its cushioned seats, the staff are very low-key, and there's a great deal of space between tables inside - I'm going to give it full marks for snuggliness," lamented Duncan.
DISRUPTIVITY: ✦✦
It's a kiwi burger restaurant that sells excellent vegetarian burgers and various types of cheese burger and one burger with pineapple and beet(root) on and burger burger burger burger burger burger
PRETEN$$ION: ✦✦
burger burger burger
THE fLaVO(u)Rz: ✦✦✦
burger 

1. And by "this word," I mean "every word." And by "in a funny way," I mean "completely fucking wrong." And by "one of us," I mean "Duncan, obviously."



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