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Exhausted, hurried, and very very wet, our two heroes sought shelter from the pouring rain in some random shack that until very recently had served vegetarian wood-fired pizza with a side of poisoning-the-surrounding-community-with-wood-smoke. Life is strange, dear readers, for that beloved local establishment has now become a vegetarian grilled-cheese-with-curry-on type dealio, also offering a selection of tasty Indian-inspired appetiz/sers.
Exhausted, hurried, and very very wet, our two heroes sought shelter from the pouring rain in some random shack that until very recently had served vegetarian wood-fired pizza with a side of poisoning-the-surrounding-community-with-wood-smoke. Life is strange, dear readers, for that beloved local establishment has now become a vegetarian grilled-cheese-with-curry-on type dealio, also offering a selection of tasty Indian-inspired appetiz/sers.
Un petit apertif-- the three idiots in question?
Avalon tried to foodsplain her appetizer of choice to Duncan, having assumed, with some unconventional logic, that he would be as unfamiliar with samosas as he had been with mimosas. Duncan was extremely triggered, but kept a stiff upper lip. (He's British, if you hadn't noticed, which I BET YOU WOULD.)
Eggplanty curry toasty with extra rainy
"Consternation in Patato Pea"
"The Aftermath"
AWKWARDNESS: ✦✦✧
The staff was not Taiwanese, so some awkwardness may have occurred if our heroes' English conversations were overheard: they debated whether or not to patronize the establishment, then walked off, then came back, then talked at length about sensitive racial issues in a hopefully-not-that-racist way (???). Duncan is probably safe, however, as no one can understand what he says anyway.
SNUGGLINESS: ✦✦✧
Open air, but surprisingly not rainy! And the table was covered in hemp, which was nice.
DISRUPTIVITY: ✦✦✦
Avalon did not even know this food item existed.
PRETEN$ION: ✦✧✧
The prices were shockingly low!!! 150NTD for a giant toasty?!? YES PLZ.
THE fLaVO(u)Rz: ✦✦✦
Quite possibly the tastiest place to date.
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