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A Review in the Medium of YouTube Comments
YouTube!
Nature's way of ensuring that no casual music lover ever need to pay for an artist's sustenance again, and for keeping some of the worst of society under voluntary house arrest.
Duncan may be so old that he associates YouTube with an old-timey device1 for the artificial insemination of sheep, but Avalon, despite also growing up as a country bumpkin, is young enough to not only know what a "YouTube" is, but to have also used the platform to launch a successful career as a country singer. (You may remember her best-selling hit, "If I Said 'You Just Don't Understand American Culture, This Song Isn't Deeply Racist and Sexist, It's Just Suggesting that Maybe American Women Could Consider Dating American Men, And It's True That British Men Only Come to America to Sleep Around' Would You Hold It Against Me").
As Avalon is unable to make any more videos while she remains trapped in Duncan's basement, our glamorous hosts have decided to get their fix of blistering personal attacks by scrawling their review of Plus (+) Pizza entirely in faux YouTube comments. So please, beloved reader, get hyped and then get disappointed, as we plunge, Descensus Christi ad Inferos-style, into comment section Hell!
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