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Aquiver with anticipation of getting their socks rocked by an afternoon viewing of The Jungle Book in 4DX (that is FOUR DIMENSIONS, mind you: x-, y-, z- and "fuck yeah"), our heroes went to while away the lunch hours at the first place they found when they couldn't find the first place they had been planning on finding but had not found.
It's okay though, he got better.
AWKWARDNESS: ✦✧✧
Aquiver with anticipation of getting their socks rocked by an afternoon viewing of The Jungle Book in 4DX (that is FOUR DIMENSIONS, mind you: x-, y-, z- and "fuck yeah"), our heroes went to while away the lunch hours at the first place they found when they couldn't find the first place they had been planning on finding but had not found.
The instant Avalon spied "peanut butter fries" on the menu, she knew that she was destined--through the power of her order--to bring them into the four dimensions and INTO HER BELLY. She was not disappointed! Neither was Duncan! As part of a "long-con" plan to compile the various aspects of Avalon's identity, murder her, then take her place as Grand Vizier of Americaland, he too is gradually becoming a peanut butter addict. Avalon is pleased. She has secret plans of her own.
Both of them are "playing it cool" for the moment though, so they shared a large order of duck pizza in a totally inconspicuous way, completely casually, like any two ordinary people on a mildly pleasant lunch date might do. Duncan gestured at the pizza as if to say, "My, what a comfortingly conventional food item! It clearly has no alterior motives, and isn't that a coincidence, because neither do I, especially not towards you."
The pizza looked pretty delicious when it arrived at the table, having achieved almost every color of the rainbow except for blue and violet and possibly indigo (if you count indigo). But alas! This pizza was all style and no substance, and actually quite bland.
Duncan was overwhelmed with disappointment.
It's okay though, he got better.
AWKWARDNESS: ✦✧✧
The staff were too busy to be weird to us.
SNUGGLINESS: ✦✧✧
It's in a mall food court, so you get what you get I guess.
DISRUPTIVITY: ✦✦✧
The pizza is nothing new but praises be to the genius who decided to put peanut butter on french fries!!! However, our heroes discovered later that day that Ireland's Potato offers this heavenly manna as well, so maybe it's not as unique as all that.
PRETEN$ION: ✦✦✧
It wasn't too terribly expensive, really.
THE fLaVO(u)Rz: ✦✦✧
That bland sham of a pizza is worth one star, but, again, the fries saved it.
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